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Dubai Girls use the following ratings system:
| Restaurant Ratings (Bon Appetit Section) |
Ratings for Price:
(5) Eat at it on Pay day and fast the rest of the month.
(4) Is that second zero after the coma or before?
(3) This is Dubai!!
(2) Perfect for the working girl.
(1) The number of labourers in it should have given you a clue!!
Ratings for Food Quality:
(5) A religious experience: a taste from heaven.
(4) Your lost taste buds will reacquaint themselves with you and thank you profusely.
(3) Happy full tummy.
(2) This should be what other mammals eat, like my dog?!!
(1) Starvation is strongly recommended!
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| Book Ratings (Book Wagon Section) |
(5) Give it a prominent spot on books shelf and drop its name in every intelligent conversation possible.
(4) Aaaah yes, profound literature exists on earth.
(3) Sit back and enjoy.
(2) When you have nothing else better to do with your time.
(1) Green Peace should have protested more to prevent cutting trees for this book’s papers!
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| Movie Ratings (Cinema Section) |
(5) Must add to favourite titles & watch regularly for inspiration.
(4) Deserves a DG gold trophy for being a great movie.
(3) Went well with the popcorn, nachos, candy floss, chocolate crepe & large frozen cola.
(2) Don’t watch it for free. Make them pay you.
(1) I’d have rated it if I survived the first 10 minutes. Refund policy should be enforced.
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| Spas Ratings (Care Centre Section) |
Ratings for Price:
(5) At this range, you are better off considering long term procedures like cosmetic surgery done in Paris!
(4) Steal the robe, the towels, the slippers and anything you can hide in your bag (make it huge!), and call it even.
(3) You and your wallet get massaged. Every knotted Dirham will be smoothed out of the back of your wallet!
(2) You may actually relax without worrying about going bankrupt.
(1) The price you pay for sharing hygienic products with three other people at least!!
Ratings for Treatments:
(5) You died and gone to heaven.
(4) A Superstar treatment. Pampered and spoilt rotten.
(3) I feeeeeeel Good! Ta ra raa ra ra raa!
(2) Home remedies would have getting you better results.
(1) Torture Chamber Alert!
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| Nigh Clubs Ratings (Night Jaunts Section) |
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